triangleman: (SUMMON ▲ corpse army destroy butch)
bill "CI THE CONTRACT GUY" cipher ([personal profile] triangleman) wrote2029-01-01 12:00 am
htespagheti: (skeletons love staying intact)

VOICE

[personal profile] htespagheti 2016-02-10 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
HELLO! I'M DOING A PRANK CALL. IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
htespagheti: (skeletons are fragile)

[personal profile] htespagheti 2016-02-10 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
htespagheti: (skeletons are rude in general)

[personal profile] htespagheti 2016-02-10 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT?
htespagheti: (skeletons are rude in general)

[personal profile] htespagheti 2016-02-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. REFRIGERATORS CAN'T COMPETE IN TRIATHLONS. THEY WOULD NEVER FIT ON A BICYCLE.
htespagheti: (drinking milk would make them stronger)

[personal profile] htespagheti 2016-02-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOSH.........

HOW COULD I????? EVERYONE SHOULD BE FREE TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLE. TELL THAT REFRIGERATOR I, PAPYRUS, AM ROOTING FOR IT! THE WHOLE WAY! LEARN HOW TO FIT ON A BICYCLE! SWIM THOSE LAPS!!!!!! GO FOR THE GOLD!!!!! WIN ALL THE TRIATHLON POINTS!!!!!!
glitterateur: aces (I haven't showered in three months.)

text; 2/14

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-02-13 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Unlike literally everyone else Mabel knows (except for a certain someone) (it’s Gideon) there is no personalized Valentine delivery for this eldritch chaos demon. Instead a text message gets dropped in his inbox:]

roses are red
violets are blue
you ruined air bud
I’m gonna punch you in your stupid eye


[There’s an picture to accompany it.]